Got it from a friend... and figured, "Eh, what the hell..."
Besides, it has the most random questions.
Meals
For breakfast: vanilla yogurt with granola
Do you usually eat breakfast? I never miss a meal.
Lebanese, Korean, or Thai restaurant? Lebanese
Greek, Baja Mexican, or TexMex restaurant? Baja Mexican
German, Italian, or Russian restaurant? Prost!
Ethiopian, Senegalese, or Moroccan restaurant? Ethiopian
Chinese, Vietnamese, or Korean restaurant? Vietnamese
French or Russian bakery? both
Big Glowing Box
Favorite documentary: tie - Spellbound and 4 Little Girls
Favorite Denzel Washington acting moment: Malcolm X
Favorite Care Bear: Grumpy Bear
Favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Donatello
Favorite Star Trek series: Next Generation
Was The Godfather, Part III really worth it? Haven’t seen any of them.
Was Event Horizon really worth it? No.
Would you say it was worth it for a Scooby Snack? No.
For two Scooby Snacks? You are a vile temptress. And yes.
Would you get really annoyed with Shaggy and Scooby when they’d always trip the elaborate trap set up for the monster at the end of every episode of Scooby-Doo? Hell yes! Fools. Just leave them in the Mystery Machine.
Favorite South Park character: Ike
Stage
Are you an actor or singer? Hell no.
Favorite opera: Madame Butterfly, Puccini
Favorite musical: Into the Woods
Was Cats really worth it? Um, sure. I liked the costuming.
Ever seen a production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat where the man playing Joseph WASN'T gay? No. But I’ve only seen it twice.
Naughty (any Americans here can take the Fifth Amendment [protection from self-incrimination])
Ever shown your penis to your friends? Why?
Into watersports? NO
Any fetishes? Of course. But I ain’t tellin’ you.
Would you clue us in on a few of them? Damn it! Can’t you read?!
Ever curious about having sex with a woman? Actually, no. I’m still quite drawn to the Y chromosome.
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack? No. But maybe the whole box.
Misc.
Paint those fingernails? Nope. But my toenails are blue.
What are you wearing to work/school today? A UCSF hoodie. Of course it had to be a hoodie.
Do you feel old? Lately, yes.
Seeing anyone right now? Yeah. He’s swell.
If so, is the happy couple into “group activities”? We’ll let you know.
If not, want to have dinner? You buy. I bring Zach.
Name on Friendster? Damn it! I’m not ON Friendster, okay?!
Name of future son: Jonas
Name of future daughter: Lenore
What’s the most important thing to a man? Ham.
Says who? Cartman from South Park