ISleepInADrawer.com

Highly Illogical

Sam was kind enough to post a link to a rather inaccurate internet quiz: Twenty Questions to a Better Personality.

My results are listed below, along with a description of "me." I'm not willing to accept this evaluation because...

I REFUSE TO BE A VULCAN.

Wackiness: 42/100
Rationality: 70/100
Constructiveness: 34/100
Leadership: 36/100

You are an SRDF--Sober Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a Fountain of Knowledge. You are cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes you slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. You make a strong and lasting impression on everyone you meet, the quality of which depends more on their personality than yours.

You may feel persecuted, as you can become a target for fun. Still, you are focused enough on your work and secure enough in your abilities not to worry overly.

You are productive and invaluable to those you work for. You are loyal, steadfast, and conscientious. Your grooming is impeccable. You are in good shape.

You are kind of a tool, but you get things done. You are probably a week away from snapping.

Despite all the blatant inaccuracies (at least, I hope they are inaccuracies) in this evaluation, I have only enough energy to comment on two brief points:
1. My grooming is not impeccable. [My belt and shoes often fail to match. I haven't "done" my hair in three weeks. I rarely shave.]
2. I am not in good shape. [I broke a sweat today climbing a hill.]

"Snapping"?!?!... Oh, I'll show them snapping alright... I'll show them all!

(After a nap, of course.)

Posted by James at July 18, 2004 07:08 PM