August 17, 2004
The Bearded Lady
Today, at work, as usual, I had to use the bathroom. Nothing new. As in many places, the restrooms for women and men are right next to one another. Passing the women's restroom, a woman walked out who works in the rather antisocial lab next to mine. Recognizing her, I nodded and smiled. In return, she nodded and smiled...
and held the bathroom door open for me.
Um, am I missing something here? Was she just slow? Confused? Did she think she was witty? Cute? No way, obviously. My paranoid side wants to cry "Foul!" with accusations of gay bashing, and knock her not-so-gently into the middle of next week.
But still... Do I look like a woman to you?
Personally, I think I'd make a rather poor bearded lady... due mostly to the lack-of-ability-to-grow-significant-facial-hair. *sigh*
Ooh la la ;) Somebody needs to be flaunting his cute face way more.
Well... this comes shortly after your boyfriend tells you that you look like Jackie Onassis. You never told me whether you were wearing a dress or not.
But after viewing this picture coupled with the knowledge of other pics of you I've seen, I can confidently say that you look like hot, and very much like a dude. And punch that bitch in the throat.
Posted by: sam at August 17, 2004 08:24 PM