August 18, 2004
The End of the World
This world no longer deserves to exist. The human race has lost its dignity.
Why, you ask?
I just read the most ridiculous headline on a "reputable" American news service's website:
"Mystery solved, Paris Hilton's dog found"
It was one of their top eight stories. Not Darfur, not the Likud crisis, not even the freaking President. Not even Paris Hilton. Nope, her dog got headlines over the Sudan, Israel, El Salvador, Venezuela, and the Congo.
And in regards to Jim McGreevey, the recently-outed New Jersey Governor, I believe, as usual, that the Onion summed up the real crisis quite nicely with this sideline:
Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey
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