My call on the debate: yawn
Oh, did you think I was going to pick a winner? Silly folks. The highlight? Let me quote the Poje:
"DUELING blessings! Americans are praying for Bush; Native Americans are blessing Kerry. Who Would Jesus Vote For?"
Amen, brother. Amen.
Honestly... a draw... or Bush won by a Smidgen*... Only by the fact that, when both have plenty to say, Bush's "aw-shucks" Southern style would, in my opinion, fare better with the Average American than Kerry's play-by-play powerpoint presentation. But then again, I'm far from the Average American... so what the hell do I know? Both boys ended up appealing to their bases... again! As if anyone other than party loyalists would have much to say on the matter, anyway.
At this point, my pessimistic political drive doesn't know what to think. It's nice to know, though, that Bush "doesn't know what to think" about my sexuality, and Kerry knows exactly what to think of Mary Cheney. Let me fill something in for both of you: I definitely did not pick my sexual orientation... but damn do I love what I've ended up with! XY is indeed a divine chromosomal combo.
*Smidgen = 17pm**
**pm = picometers
P.S.: In the meantime, far-fetched rumors are cirulating about the Gubernator. Constitutional Amendment, anyone?
Posted by James at October 13, 2004 09:12 PM