Zach recently bought Season Four of Seinfeld. We've been going through it bit-by-bit together.
Today, we somehow made our way through three episodes. During one of George Castanza's fits, Zach and I had the following exchange:
Me: "You know, you do [something George was doing] sometimes, too."
Zach, smiling: "Yeah, I know."
Me, thinking: "Actually, you [something George did in the previous episode] as well."
Zach: "Yeah."
Me: "And... remember when you [something else George has done]?"
Zach: "Yeah. Wasn't that weird?"
Me: "Yeah. And kinda scary."
Zach: "Why's that?"
Me: "You're short, too."
Zach: "Yeah. But I'm not balding."
Me: "Still... it's like I'm dating George..."
pause
Me: "I'm... dating George Castanza."
pause
Me: "I'm dating George Castanza."
The perfect ending to this exchange would've been Zach asking me to lick an envelope for him. But, instead, he got up to use the bathroom.
Actually, it's a good thing he didn't ask me to lick any envelopes. I might've lost it.
Posted by James at May 22, 2005 08:56 PM