While watching season one of Queer as Folk and browsing the news headlines simultaneously:
Me: "My God, I don't know what's worse."
Zach: "What?"
Me: "Well, those abysmal lines between the ho-bag guy and the guy from Talk Soup... or..."
Zach: "Or what?"
Me: "Or the fact that Ariel Sharon's new centrist party is called 'National Responsibility'."
pause
Zach: "Probably a draw."