Zach, while putting on a shirt: "Ow!!!!"
Me: "What?"
Zach: "I poked myself in the eye with my thumb..."
pause
Me: "While putting on a shirt?"
Zach: "Yeah."
Me: "Just to make sure here: you poked yourself in the eye while putting on a shirt?"
Zach: "With my thumb."
Me: "Oh."
pause
Me: "Does the fact that your thumb was involved make it seem slightly more honorable?"
Zach: "Oh, shut up."
Me: "Whatever you say, dear."
Zach: "I like to think of it this way: I poked myself in the eye while rushing to make YOUR dinner."
I hope your holiday celebrations are as exciting as ours. Just play it safe folks: use caution when dressing.
Happy New Year!
Posted by James at December 31, 2005 05:25 PM