Zach and James make up after an argument:
Me: "I'm sorry I'm such a handful."
Zach: "Oh, don't be sorry, Jim. You shouldn't apologize for that."
Me: "Why?"
Zach: "Because it's something you can't control. You are who you are."
Me: "Well, thanks. I appreciate hearing that."
Zach: "Besides, you're not a handful."
Me: "I'm not?"
Zach: "No. Of course you're not."
Me, blushing: "Well, thanks."
Zach: "You're just crazy."