James: "My birthday's in a month."
Zach: "I know."
*pause*
James: "So... how many presents have you bought for me so far?"
Zach: "Uh... none."
James: "You mean you haven't bought me ANY birthday presents yet?!"
Zach: "Will you be this nagging when you get older?"
James: "Actually, I think of myself as 'older' now, kind of."
Zach: "So, you're saying you're not going to get any more nagging than you are now?"
James: "Oh no. I'll definitely get worse."
Zach: "Great."