Problem:
1. First day of teaching somewhat... disastrous.
2. Twenty-two students making voodoo dolls.
Solution:
1. Pepperoni pizza (thin crust)
2. Full Sail Amber Ale
3. Coffee ice cream
4. Feet propped up on the coffee table, body slouching in the couch
5. Ludwig van Beethoven's Concerto for Violin and Orchestra in D on the stereo
6. My cat curled up in my lap
7. Name change and relocation to a country without undergraduate students
Unfortunately, 6 and 7 aren't happening currently... the former because my cat abhors all humanity, the latter because I'm pretty sure voodoo dolls would still work even if I assumed a new identity and opened up a used bookstore on Tristan da Cunha.
My neck hurts.
Posted by James at January 10, 2007 06:47 PM