November 01, 2007

Hellbound

Dear God,

I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry. I tried... Lord knows I tried (Hey, that's you!)...

I thought I could stop. I really thought I could. 'Just once,' I told myself. 'Just once, and never again.' But, I kept going. I did it twice, thrice, multiple times. Even now, days and days later, I'm still going strong, and there's no end in sight.

I'm really sorry, God. I know this makes me a horrible person. I understand entirely... and yet, I can't stop laughing.

I don't think I ever will stop laughing.

Again, I know this makes me a horrible person. But, I'll probably keep laughing for some time. I just wanted to let you know.

Sincerely,
-James

P.S.: Lord, for the record, just how many times did you laugh?

Posted by James at November 1, 2007 03:41 PM