Yesterday afternoon, I was driving north on Aurora Avenue. While I was passing Woodland Park, some of my fellow Seattlites were standing on one of the pedestrian bridges over the highway, and had hung a banner down for divers like myself to see:
"Holidays are MURDER on turkeys."
I couldn't have agreed more. As I approached the pedestrian bridge, I enthusiastically honked my horn, waved, and shouted (to no one in particular, since no one else was in the car with me), "Wo-hoo! Murder turkeys! Yay! Yum yum yum!"
It was only once I'd passed Woodland Park and reached Green Lake that I realized I'd completely misinterpreted their sign.
I have to go eat a murdered turkey now. Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by James at November 22, 2007 03:58 PM