Zach: "...So, apparently when he moved here, there were all these proclamations going around about how good-looking and well-dressed and nice he is, and all these women assumed he was gay. Like, 'too good to be true,' and stuff like that. So, they made a point of getting the word out that he is in fact straight and single..."
James: "Wait, how come there aren't tons of straight women lamenting the fact that I'm gay?!"
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Zach: "Uh... well... Sarah does, right?"
James: "Sarah's a lesbian."
Zach: "Which one? The one in Seattle or the one in New York?"
James: "They both are."
Zach: "Yes, but one still identifies as straight."
James: "You're not helping."